Wedding Plans [View all] George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, had been seeing each other for 2 years
when they decided that life was too short and they might as wel
Billy Bob and Luther [View all] Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob said; "Ya' know sumthin', Luther, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation, only this ti
Lesson Learned [View all] Lesson Learned
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friend
Blonde at the Doctor''s [View all] Blonde at the Doctor''s
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
she's broken every single bone in her body.
"That's imp
Courts question anti-piracy rule [View all] I for one hardly agree with the court's decision
The US broadcast regulator has been told by appeal judges it has "crossed the line" with an anti-pi
Olaf and Sven go fishing [View all] Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he
had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink haff a l
Judging a curry [View all] Judging a curry
This is quite an old one that was sent to me in an email - just in case others here haven't seen it.... ( I don't remember readi
Hep C mystery cracked [View all] Toronto — A team of Canadian researchers believes it has unravelled the mystery of how hepatitis C evades the human immune system to cause chronic dis
Short and Sweet [View all] Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do
you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter
asked.
She simply replied,
MOTHER [View all] When the good Lord was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime, when the angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling arou
Blonde on Diet [View all] Blonde on Diet
A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then ski
The handwriting on the wall [View all] Trade body calls for action on erosion of U.S. leadership
By Mike Clendenin
EE Times
February 17, 2005 (5:25 AM EST)
TAIPEI, Taiwan —
Headlines from the year 2029 [View all] Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
White mi
Have you ever wondered [View all] Have you ever wondered
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?
Age 105. & Laid Off....... [View all] Age 105.
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years
When computing [View all] When computing
1. When computing, whatever happens behave as though you mean it to happen
2. When you get to the point where you really unde
Van Gogh [View all] Van Gogh
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnox
2 jokes [View all] Thought for the day
Beware
The toes you step on today
could well be attached
to the legs
that lead to the arse
you may have to kiss to
The Ark [View all] The Woodpecker might have to go!
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Rememb
Insect Repellant [View all] A salesman was travelling through the countryside, selling insect repellent.
He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bu
TOP 10 'GREATEST GADGETS [View all] TOP 10 'GREATEST GADGETS'*
1. Apple Powerbook 100 (1991)
2. Zenith Space Command remote control (1956)
3. Sony Walkman (1979)
4. Motorola Start
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