Unanswerable "Dear Abby" Letters [View all] Unanswerable "Dear Abby" Letters
Actual letters that "Dear Abby" admitted that she was at a loss how to answer:
Dear Abby:
A couple of w
Dear Billy Joe Bob, [View all] Dear Billy Joe Bob,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the n
Chrysler Computers $7,000? [View all] Yesterday, my wife bought a new vehicle, a loaded Town & Country. Naturally, during the contract phase, she was offered extended warranty options whi
what are these ????? [View all] Recently did a trip thro the southern states, and on the way up from tombstone to utah (zion national park) we saw small round huts on indian reservat
shorts [View all] shorts
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the
Dinner Party Guest & Yes I'm Tired [View all] Dinner Party Guest
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.
Insurance form claims [View all] Insurance form claims
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accid
Bush Iran and N.Korea [View all] Well......Bush spent so much time an energy in Iraq I hardly hear about Afghanistan anymore. Bin Laden pops into the news every once in a while. I wis
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember [View all] Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT ste
Serial burglar caught on webcam [View all] "A house burglar was caught after a webcam on the owner's computer recorded images of him carrying out the raid.
Stills of serial raider Benjamin
How to Recognize a Stroke [View all] How to Recognize a Stroke
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. A stroke victim may suffer permanent brain damage when people
From The Mouths Of Babes [View all] From The Mouths Of Babes
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you l
Funeral Procession [View all] Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching t
Glasgow woman [View all] Glasgow (Scotland) woman
A wee Glasgow woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived,
Mafia [View all] Mafia
The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat
Strange Proverbs [View all] Strange Proverbs
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
It's called "take home" pay becaus
Good Catch & Stringing Along [View all] Good Catch
After a few months of married life, the young husband comes home and tells his wife that they need to talk.
"When we were going toge
A little girl [View all] A little girl
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want
Iraq? [View all] Since the understandable (considering the super-heroic voter turnout) euphoria that followed the Iraq elections has worn a mite thin, and that inscr
Noah is a year and a half today! [View all] Noah is a year and a half old today. What a difference 18 months make?
From:
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Noah's Ark [View all] Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan
The See Through Son [View all] I was fooling around with the settings on my digital camera. Don't ask me what I did, but I somehow took this cool "see through" photo of Noah:
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Flashback: MS Windows 95 commercial [View all] So it was for Windows 95 that Microsoft paid $10 or $12 million to use Rolling Stones' song "Start Me Up"... Did anybody notice that later in the song
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