Womens Humour [View all] Women's humor:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
2 Jokes [View all] Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??
A. A Lazy Bitch.
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An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and as
JOKE = Primary School Kids [View all] A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got togeth
JOKE = the miser [View all] Old man Jackson, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity an
JOKE = the train [View all] A few years ago I went to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I
assumed that enough Germans would speak English so that I could at least g
JOKE - British anthropologist [View all] A British anthropologist was doing research in an isolated African village, and
the tribal chief asked if he would like to attend a legal trial his
J-Emergency on the road [View all] SISTER MARY
A YOUNG NUN NAMED Sister MARGARET MARY, WHO WORKS FOR A LOCAL HOME
HEALTH AGENCY WAS OUT MAKING HER ROUNDS WHEN SHE RAN OUT OF GAS.
increase in spam [View all] Has anyone else noticed a eightfold increase in spam in the last three days? I am running two computers and have not changed anything on either of the
Changes in Windows XP Product Activation [View all] On February 28, Microsoft® will disable Internet activation for all Microsoft Windows® XP product keys located on the Certificates of Authenticity (CO
Growing Old 3 [View all] A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're
getting Married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?" "Nope!"
"This woman, is
Growing Old 2 [View all] Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer.
More Growing Old [View all] More Growing Old
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The d
Mega Moron Awards [View all] Mega Moron Awards
Tennessee:
A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely
Message to Cats [View all] Message to Cats
Dear Cats
When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of y
Long time forum member in hospital [View all] Hey all,
One of our long time members "whipat" (Pat) is in the hospital, and she could use some good thoughts, prayers, whatever.
Accordi ng to P
ARE YOU DEAD ?? I [View all] ARE YOU DEAD ??
Funny what happens when someone makes a mistake in grammar. Here’s one recently published as part of a legal notice in a class a
Beautiful image - Frizion Illume [View all] "Explanation (from the site): Scientific images of cosmic dust clouds or even frozen water can be esthetic too. In fact, this picture of thin layers o
US bank 'loses' customer details [View all] "The Bank of America has revealed it has lost computer tapes containing account details of more than one million customers who are US federal employee
Some Silly's [View all] Some Silly's
1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machi
GREAT TRUTHS [View all] GREAT TRUTHS
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is
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