Joke thread started [View all] OK Folks,
Are we getting somwhere now.
I just read the replies to my post for a jokes section.
Some of you suggested a jokes thread each day.
Apple's iLife GarageBand [View all] I happened to watch a tv computer show that was raving about the new Apple iLife 05 features.....one in particular caught my eye & that was GarageBand
Dogs are so stupid! [View all] Is there some kind of repellant or something I can put on wires to get the dog to stop chewing them?
Computer wires, stereo wires, telephone, cab
Copy of PM from Chewy [View all] This is the type of person he is.
Despite all the sympathetic posts you recently got in the OT forum - you're still a pathetic asswipe Lou. Dont' l
Retiring Intel CEO speaks his mind [View all] Barrett Delivers Swan Song Keynote
By Jessica Davis -- 3/2/2005
Electronic News
While Craig Barrett is planning to retire from his job as CEO
SIR Bill Gates [View all] Todays' BBC News reports that Bill Gates has been awarded an Honorary Knighthood by Her Majesty the Queen. This was as much for his Foundation's Chari
Eagles nest web cam [View all] http://www.nu.com/ea gles/live/default.as p#
This link was posted last year and a lot of members enjoyed the experience so I thought I might refresh
Hot research harnesses cold atoms [View all] Hot research harnesses cold atoms
By Chappell Brown , EE Times
February 28, 2005 (11:46 AM EST)
URL: http://eet.com/artic le/showArticle.jhtml ?ar
Cutting number of posts [View all] Just read another post that there are too many jokes being posted.
Posters name /s not given,but it's obvious it must be me.
I replied as per this
=JOKE Military Safety - The US Way... [View all] Military Safety - The US Way...
Some military safety tips. Simple yet eloquent:
"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." Instruction printed on US Rocket
=JOKE New Officer Efficiency [View all] New Officer Efficiency
These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).
"Not th
J---Where's the Butter? [View all]
Two friends , Dave & Shelly are playing golf .
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding i
Joke - Chemical Properties of Men [View all] Chemical Properties of Men
ELEMENT:Man
Note: This will counteract the Chemical Properties of Women joke that
has been making the email roun
Message to Shelly About A Lunar Program [View all] I'd like to thank you again about the Planetarium Program, Cartes du Ciel. Boy, what a great Program. There's so much to learn, it's overwhelming. The
MetaPhysiks [View all] http://www.jmtb02.co m/flash/metaphysik/m etaphysik.htm
Eno ugh to drive you batty :)
Don't touch the walls, I made it to level 42 before posting her
=JOKE 3 jokes [View all] Someone Stole Things From Me
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering w
=JOKE A Game Of Animal Football [View all] A Game Of Animal Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called
=JOKE Train of Life [View all] Train of Life
Some folks ride the train of life
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.
They sit
J- WHY AM I SO TIRED??? [View all]
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or any
J = Police humor [View all]
The following were taken off actual police car videos around the country.
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
car trouble [View all] Alright because my husband is so gracious he offered to drive my mother inlaws friend home. Unfortunately she seemed to have had some sort of acciden
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