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 Wedding Plans
George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, had been seeing each other for 2 years
when they decided that life was too short and they might as wel | LilJoe | Feb-23-05 04:14 PM
by Jane | 1 |
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Billy Bob and Luther
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob said; "Ya' know sumthin', Luther, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation, only this ti | faceache | Feb-23-05 03:53 PM
by Jane | 1 |
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The Application Form. & What's long and hard for a man?
The Application Form.
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive | faceache | Feb-23-05 03:34 PM | 0 |
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Difference Between You And Your Boss......
Difference Between You And Your Boss......
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When | faceache | Feb-23-05 03:33 PM | 0 |
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Lesson Learned
Lesson Learned
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friend | faceache | Feb-23-05 03:32 PM | 0 |
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Blonde at the Doctor''s
Blonde at the Doctor''s
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
she's broken every single bone in her body.
"That's imp | faceache | Feb-23-05 03:32 PM | 0 |
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Courts question anti-piracy rule
I for one hardly agree with the court's decision
The US broadcast regulator has been told by appeal judges it has "crossed the line" with an anti-pi | jujet84 | Feb-23-05 03:21 PM | 0 |
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Olaf and Sven go fishing
Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he
had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink haff a l | fishstick | Feb-23-05 02:41 PM | 0 |
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PimpZilla
I'm lovin' it.........
http:// people.zeelandnet.nl /marco/pimpzilla/ima ges/pimpzilla.jpg
http://img.pho tobucket.com/albums/ v283/mikedallos/gma | Meehowski | Feb-23-05 02:12 PM
by Darren | 1 |
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Judging a curry
Judging a curry
This is quite an old one that was sent to me in an email - just in case others here haven't seen it.... ( I don't remember readi | faceache | Feb-23-05 10:56 AM
by Ellergreen | 5 |
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Hands up if any of this refers to you !
Hands up if any of this refers to you !
THE DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKE!!!!!!!!!
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
1975: Acid rock
| faceache | Feb-23-05 07:22 AM
by Mojo2000 | 1 |
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Hep C mystery cracked
Toronto — A team of Canadian researchers believes it has unravelled the mystery of how hepatitis C evades the human immune system to cause chronic dis | jujet84 | Feb-23-05 04:49 AM
by 81 Newbee | 3 |
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Al Gore's new TV News Channel...
Suggestions (so far) for names of the New TV News Channel :
True News
The Americans
Honest News
| DavyWavy | Feb-23-05 04:16 AM
by 81 Newbee | 1 |
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Short and Sweet
Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do
you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter
asked.
She simply replied, | LilJoe | Feb-23-05 02:36 AM
by LilJoe | 2 |
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MOTHER
When the good Lord was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime, when the angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling arou | pako | Feb-23-05 02:00 AM | 0 |
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Lil'Joe's 104 yo woman and Faceache's 105 yo man meet
at a motel for Valentine's Day.
After answering Mother Nature's call he said:
"Had I knew you were still a virgin I would have chosen a better place | Ropera | Feb-22-05 09:38 PM
by LilJoe | 1 |
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Blonde on Diet
Blonde on Diet
A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then ski | faceache | Feb-22-05 08:28 PM
by chandra x | 1 |
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Seven Wonders
THE
SEVEN
| LilJoe | Feb-22-05 07:23 PM
by Ropera | 1 |
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The handwriting on the wall
Trade body calls for action on erosion of U.S. leadership
By Mike Clendenin
EE Times
February 17, 2005 (5:25 AM EST)
TAIPEI, Taiwan — |  Shelly | Feb-22-05 07:01 PM
by Shelly | 6 |
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Headlines from the year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
White mi | Ropera | Feb-22-05 05:56 PM
by casca | 3 |
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Have you ever wondered
Have you ever wondered
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed? | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:24 PM | 0 |
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Age 105. & Laid Off.......
Age 105.
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:23 PM | 0 |
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When computing
When computing
1. When computing, whatever happens behave as though you mean it to happen
2. When you get to the point where you really unde | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:22 PM | 0 |
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Van Gogh
Van Gogh
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnox | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:21 PM | 0 |
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2 jokes
Thought for the day
Beware
The toes you step on today
could well be attached
to the legs
that lead to the arse
you may have to kiss to | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:20 PM | 0 |
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MATHEMATICS
MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = p | faceache | Feb-22-05 03:20 PM | 0 |
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The Ark
The Woodpecker might have to go!
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Rememb | jujet84 | Feb-22-05 02:11 PM
by jujet84 | 2 |
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This is dedicated to LilJoe, I love your jokes!
I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
I'M STILL HOT | Surinasussu | Feb-22-05 02:03 PM
by LilJoe | 1 |
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Insect Repellant
A salesman was travelling through the countryside, selling insect repellent.
He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bu | LilJoe | Feb-22-05 01:45 PM | 0 |
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TOP 10 'GREATEST GADGETS
TOP 10 'GREATEST GADGETS'*
1. Apple Powerbook 100 (1991)
2. Zenith Space Command remote control (1956)
3. Sony Walkman (1979)
4. Motorola Start | jujet84 | Feb-22-05 12:56 PM
by Shelly | 3 |
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