=jokes 7/3/05 [View all] The Plane Flight.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcemen
sound system car [View all] Hi there people. If there is any one out here that knows alot about subwoofers and amps for cars.....answer me this!. Ok I got a brand new subwoofer
Need some advice, not sympathy, please [View all] I got a copy from my primary physician this week from the MRI report that was done at the orthopaedic surgeon's office. Not only do I have 5 deterioat
Old Brewster [View all] Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize
=Jokes thread 6/March [View all] Heroic Action
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim
My trip to put-patient. [View all] Had the mouth surgery done yesterday and was better than I anticipated. Surgeon assures us that microscopic examination of the tissue showed that all
Credit Reports [View all] I decided to take advantage of the requirement that credit reporting agencies provide an annual free credit report. I went to the Equifax site and se
This just pisses me off [View all] http://www.cnn.com/2 005/US/03/03/schuste r.column/index.html
Being half german, and having seen the results of hate crime, this really bothers the h
Iditarod starts March 5th [View all] The Iditarod, the dog sled race of all races, starts today. The serious stuff starts tomorrow. Surely these guys and gals have to be super human types
Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip on Top of Car [View all] Mar 4, 7:29 AM (ET)
INKOM, Idaho (AP) - Torri Hutchinson's cat might just have one less life to live. Hutchison was driving along Interstate 15 one
Intel: "We have a lousy education system," [View all] By Ina Fried
URL: http://news.zdnet.co m/2100-9595_22-55989 36.html
SAN FRANCISCO--Echoing concerns voiced by Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, a top I
Four RCMP officers killed [View all] What a damn shame
ROCHFORT BRIDGE, Alta. (CP) - Four RCMP officers were killed during a raid on a marijuana grow operation in northwestern Alberta on
=JOKE 05/04 [View all] Gifts of God
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby, so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideratio
My bestest buddy....... [View all] Well folks I'm here today to tell you that a good mutual buddy of ours is in need of some hugs, and some prayers from you all......
I have been exc
Robot to armwrestle human [View all] Robot to armwrestle human at materials conference
By Spencer Chin , EE Times
March 02, 2005 (5:09 PM EST)
URL: http://www.eet.com/a rticle/showArt
A letter of complaint,= it's a beauty [View all] This could be true, so, I'm not putting it in the jokes thread. It's from th UK, this could be the complaint letter of the century. It's supposed to b
=JOKE thread 4th March [View all] Time Waits for No One
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Moderators, a new jokes section ? [View all] Mods,
A "Think your Funny" section would be a very good thing,
then members who want to read them just go in, those who don't just have to bypass
computer chips [View all] Are there any websites that will explain how computer chips are made.
Not the real technical stuff. Just something for a dummy who has no idea at all
=JOKE Thread 3rd march [View all] Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap
After spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-throu
How to know if you're ready for kids [View all] How to know if you're ready for kids:
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick
behind the couch and leave it t
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