New Excuse [View all] Employee on phone to boss: "Sorry, I can't make it in today. I have anal glaucoma."
Boss: "What is anal glaucoma?"
Employ ee: "I just can't see m
US military creates second Earth [View all] Can you image how this will effect the gaming industry
The US Army is building a second version of Earth on computer to help it prepare for conflicts
"Hey, Venus" [View all] IF the sky is clear tonight in Michigan (snort, snort)...about 6:30 or 7PM, there should be a nice show in the Western sky. The crescent
moon and Ve
Country Humor [View all] Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how h
"The NEA is a terrorist organization." [View all] What was he thinking. Said he should've chosen his words more carefully. Well I personnally think he said what he wanted to, You be the judge. I ho
Math [View all] From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people
Video of Noah (aka Sugar!) [View all] I've finally gotten video off our digital video camera and just had to post this one. First an explanation: A Krispy Kreme is opening up here this T
The Secret of NiMH...Batteries [View all] I have one set that goes forever reading a full charge in the LCD. Another set that almost instantly goes down to 1/2 on the read out and then will la
Tipping [View all] One of the great mysteries for those of us travelling to the US (particularly New York) is the art of tipping.
I leave tomorrow for my second annual
How a company policy begins. [View all] A little bit of humour
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a
banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Be
U.S. Military Just Blew Billions "Maybe" [View all] U.S. Military just blew 38 Billion dollars on Comanche Helicopters. That's $38.000.000.000, I think I put enough 00's. Oh Well, at least we still got
palm handheld [View all] Hi all, Can someone please tell me which's the best palm handheld i can get, best for the money.... and what i can and can't not do with,,,, thank you
U.S. lottery winner is $230M richer [View all] Can you believe it
STEPHENS CITY, Va. (AP) - There was one winning ticket for the jackpot of at least $230 million US in the Mega Millions lottery,
Could this be true? [View all] http://www.guardian. co.uk/climatechange/ story/0,12374,115353 0,00.html
"Climate change over the next 20 years could result in a global catastrophe cos
When you get old.................. [View all] .........THE NURSING HOME AWAITS.
One evening a family bring their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
Home and leave her, hoping she will be well
Let's play "Three of a Kind"... [View all] Tree of a Kind is the name of the game.
Each set of 3 words below has something in common.What would that be?
1. Barber / Rooster / Beehiv
U.S. movie industry wins DVD copying suit [View all] LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A federal court has ruled that privately held 321 Studios must stop making software that allows users to copy DVDs, handing Ho
Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread? [View all] So there I was thinking deeply about the meatballs I was eating and about overclocking computers, then it came to me! How lucky am I to be eating warm
Nader announces bid for President [View all] He has about as much chance as I do of becoming President. His candidacy in 2000 resulted in Bush's election; the electoral votes Nader received in F
U.S. Pressing for High-Tech Spy Tools [View all] http://story.ne ws.yahoo.com/news?tm pl=story&cid=528&nci d=528&e=1&u=/ap/2004 0222/ap_on_re_us/ter ror_privacy
By MICHAEL J. SNIFFEN, Associ
Remember smack the penguin? [View all] O.K., so not so long ago, we were all smacking the penguin and posting our scores. So check this one out.....
http://w ww.korenwolf.net/pin gu/rock
2003 tax questions... [View all] Hi,
For most of you here who in progress or has completed their tax forms for 2003, I have couple questions:
Is it possible to lower your ta
Words of Wisdom......................... [View all]
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, i
Dumpster Diving [View all] If you people get bored,you can always go dumpster diving.
Just watch the cold steel,you'll freeze your fingers.
http://w ww.dumpsterworld.com /in
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