J . . . Helpdesk [View all]
* Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
* Customer: A beige one...
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The problem with science [View all] It isn't that scientists are not smart, it is only that they act like they are not smart.
With all that education, some scientists just don't get i
Decompression Therapy anyone? [View all] My DH will tell you I need therapy (mental) and I will not disagree :lol: However, with my back problem, one Dr. is suggesting decompression therapy.
J--Gee I sure love those kids [View all] Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a
J - Definition of Bravery [View all] Bravery is arriving home late after
a boys night out, being confronted
by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:
Are you still cleani
J --Bubba & Earl [View all]
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of bottles of Budweiser.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar
J --Hot day in Minnesota [View all]
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast
in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Go
How about something else to rant on? [View all] The Supreme Court is starting to consider the case of the Gestapo against Grokster, et al, trying to find that they are responsible for the actions of
30 Lines To Make You Smile [View all] 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minut
NSFW - Kids and Farm Animals [View all] The teacher at P.S. 129 in New York City was teaching her third grade class about farm animals.
She asks the Italian kid, "Mario, can you sound lik
Lil' Joe.... [View all] I sure hope you are in town this week, well today. I have been looking for you here and haven't spotted you around all day... I have a feeling you may
Led Zeppelin hits it big with Unledded DVD [View all] I know you think Led Zeppelin was a thing of the rock and roll past, but think again.
Go to your nearest re sell it shop and take a chance on "Unle
Find your canine alter-ego [View all] http://www.gone2thed ogs.com
this is an movie promo. click for the "game" site.
"SUKA is powered by CATS (Canine Algorithmic Transfer System™) w
Misc' sayings [View all]
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the en
MrMan? [View all] Does anyone know what has happened to MrMan? He's still listed as one of the moderators, but when I searched for posts, he hasn't been active in mont
ID theft is inescapable [View all] http://www.ther egister.co.uk/2005/0 3/23/id_theft_cannot _be_escaped/
And not one of your cheerier articles either! :D (Read the actua
What a joke...... [View all] I have been created to say this:
Microsoft Windows is the most quality defecient product of the year 2000-2005 that has EVER been made. This produc
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