Two Drunks (Jack and Mike) [View all] Two buddies, Jack E. and Mike C. are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly
Jack throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will ki
The Mouse [View all] This from another forum " thought it was worth posting !
The Mouse. One of life's lessons.
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Little Zachary [View all] Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything. Tutors,
Mentors, flash cards,
Special learning centers. In short, e
THE SPINSTER AND THE LAWYER [View all] An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared.The receptionist s
Result of 'Da Vinci Code' court case [View all] I posted about the start of this court case some time ago.
The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown did not breach the copyright of an earlie
Join The Marines [View all] * HEARD IT BUT DIFFERENT TWIST LETTER FROM A FARM KID NOW AT THE MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT IN SAN DIEGO.
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you a
Medical joke of the day [View all] A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "
BF2 movie based on Monty Pythons [View all] How not to be seen, shows what how sophisticated the game engines are. There are others like Dukes of Hazzards and other paradoies as well. I happen t
starters on big diesel engines [View all] Years ago it was common to hear the pneumatic starters when big diesel engines were started. It occurred to me the other day that I haven't heard that
Love and hate in Baghdad [View all] I found this very interesting reading. I hadn't realised that religious restrictions are now more repressive than before the war.
This i
Political Joke No Offense Intended [View all] -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- --------------------
The Pope, a Bear and a Democrat in the woods...
The Pope took
Old Cajun Joke [View all] This is old but very funny!! Gotta love dem' Cajun's..... Holy Water Jerry, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was
SALESMANSHIP-CLASSIC [View all] A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding
through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something
far off in the distance.
Hop ing
Passing thoughts... [View all] I've long thought the term “young-conservative” to be an oxymoron. Does that mean at the age of eighteen our children are required to wear both a belt
Financial Forum [View all] does any one know of a good financial forum? i checked out some, they seemed to be all questions/no answers.
somethin g like this would be good:
Gene Pitney found dead in hotel (UK) [View all] American superstar Gene Pitney has been found dead aged 65 in his bed in a Cardiff hotel.
Pitney - who found fame with Twenty Four Hou
Pressure Washing my car engine [View all] OK I just want to make sure this is OK. I've heard some of you talk about it before.
My alternator looks like water could hurt it.
Anybody had stayed up for this--Time [View all] On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
Smart glasses switch focus in an instant [View all] http://www.newscient isttech.com/article/ dn8941-smart-glasses -switch-focus-in-an- instant.html
Glas ses that change from "long distance" to "reading"
Just a thought [View all] Think about this one ! ! ! ! ! :-)
On Wednesday of next week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will b
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