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waldoFri Apr-02-04 04:59 PM
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" Getting married"


  

          

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."


I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car...

WALDO

  

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patysonFri Apr-02-04 05:12 PM
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#1. "RE: Getting married"
In response to waldo (Reply # 0)


  

          

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car..."


I'm not too sure about that...try explaining condoms in your car to your fiance if/when she finds them.

  

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Mojo2000Sat Apr-03-04 10:39 AM
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#2. "RE: Getting married"
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Sat Apr-03-04 10:40 AM by Mojo2000

  

          

Is that such a problem? Why wouldn't you want to engage in safe sex with (your beloved) in the back seat?

I only regret that back when I DID own a car with a back seat large enough for such escapades, we never used the damn thing except for groceries.

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Folding@Home with Team PleasureDome!

  

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SmokeSat Apr-03-04 04:00 PM
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#4. "RE: Getting married"
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Forget the backseat, get a Nash. The dream car of many young men in the 1950's.

  

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Bob HSat Apr-03-04 04:29 PM
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#5. "RE: Getting married"
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Ahhhh, that I remember. A 52 Nash Statesman, and the seats did make door to door beds.



  

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SmokeSat Apr-03-04 05:40 PM
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#6. "RE: Getting married"
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Actually I just used my Nash for camping, hunting and fishing type stuff. Really. Honest to god ........

My wife might see this thread and she can't see small text

  

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PauliezSun Apr-04-04 02:44 AM
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#10. "RE: Getting married"
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Yeah,Right.

  

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LesSun Apr-04-04 02:34 PM
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#12. "RE: Getting married"
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Yep !! I had one of em. A 1948 model. Another advantage was that the back of the back seat was hinged at the top. I believe it cost like $.50 to get into the drive in so I could put three guys in the trunk and charge them $.25 each. When we got in all they had to do was push the seat up and crawl into the car. Didn't have to get caught opening the trunk lid. Bein a kid in the 50's was great.

Les

  

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PauliezSun Apr-04-04 07:24 PM
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#13. "RE: Getting married"
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Les - can you tell me how you got that little horse on the same line as your name. As you can see the panther chasing my signature is above it. Please reply.

  

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LesSun Apr-04-04 11:58 PM
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#15. "RE: Getting married"
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I'm not sure now. Been a long time since I fiddled with sigs. Only thing I can think of is to play with some of the settings such as height. The height on mine is set at 65 but I don't know if that is the setting you need to change.

Les

  

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PauliezMon Apr-05-04 07:30 AM
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#16. "RE: Getting married"
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Can you tell me where I would find the settings for height?

  

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LilJoeMon Apr-05-04 02:47 PM
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#17. "RE: Getting married"
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Right click image-properties

LilJoe

  

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PauliezTue Apr-06-04 02:25 AM
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#18. "RE: Getting married"
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Still lost LilJoe. What image do I right click on to adjust the height of my signature or the cat chasing it. I have tried to right click both of them and did not see anything that would allow a height adjustment. Please reply

  

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jadinolfSun Apr-04-04 10:15 PM
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#14. "RE: Getting married"
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>Is that such a problem? Why wouldn't you want to engage in
>safe sex with (your beloved) in the back seat?
>
>I only regret that back when I DID own a car with a back seat
>large enough for such escapades, we never used the damn thing
>except for groceries.
How true. sig

  

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chandra xSat Apr-03-04 12:46 PM
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#3. "RE: Getting married"
In response to waldo (Reply # 0)
Sat Apr-03-04 12:47 PM by chandra x

          



EXCELLENT

priscilla


i-MAC newbie out of training

  

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CrunkSat Apr-03-04 05:49 PM
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#7. "RE: Getting married"
In response to waldo (Reply # 0)
Sat Apr-03-04 05:49 PM by Crunk

  

          

Oh wow, what a test! Way to go!



  

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gowen42Sat Apr-03-04 08:26 PM
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#8. "RE: Getting married"
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This is one more version of a joke that has been kicking around the internet for awhile now. Anyone know when the original version was started?

  

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PauliezSun Apr-04-04 02:42 AM
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#9. "RE: Getting married"
In response to waldo (Reply # 0)
Sun Apr-04-04 02:43 AM by Pauliez

          

Now that's a life saving truth.

  

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jasonlevineSun Apr-04-04 04:03 AM
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#11. "RE: Getting married"
In response to waldo (Reply # 0)


  

          

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