Looking for something to give that special someone? Something a little off the wall? Something they will always remember you gave them?
http://turdtwister.com/

- Screw driver
- black socks
- floppy disk (one of the ones you are about to throw out because of bad clusters)
- bic pen
- pencil sharpener

...etc

They will never forget these! Or on the expensive side:

- micro hard drive (I heard a while ago of a very small hard drive that would for sure fit in a stocking)
- palm pilot
- one of those 100$+ Staples gold/silver pens
- mini camera (the cordless one on the popup that we probably all seen)
- super disk (newly ibm formated)
...or a merry christmass

Just thought this might be a laug And maybe some ideas...

edit: oups, might as well say this so this reply don't sound confusing! I never read the post right and thought you were asking us, so thought I'd drop a joke then I noticed the link!!!

Ryan

Bob,
Although I freely admit I got a chuckle out of the site, I cringe to think of the searches you must be running. I bet Google was glad to see you go! }>

McGee

I cringe to think that you thought I made such a search! Actually they were talking about it on the radio station we listen to at work and I thought it was my doody to report it.
Here's a link to the radio station that shows I'm not shitting you.
http://www.98online.com/kml/links.html

Finally, something to do while scanning for virus lol.

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