Now this is MEANINGFUL research.(low cost too).

> A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
> > graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the
same
> > kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them
by
> > color and flavor.
> >
> > The children began to say:
> >
> > "Red............cherry"
> >
> > "Yellow.........lemon"
> >
> > "Green..........lime"
> >
> > "Orange........orange"
> >
> > Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating
them
> > for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
> >
> > "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother
may
> > sometimes call your father."
> >
> > One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh
My
> > God!!!! Everybody spit them out! They're a**holes!"