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910, OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by Wakko, Fri Dec-14-01 10:07 PM
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune-thereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gunfire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap, ................................................There's really two of them.
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911, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by jasonlevine, Fri Dec-14-01 10:14 PM
LOL Good one. :-)
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912, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by old dude, Fri Dec-14-01 10:29 PM
Could be Texas Ranger Chuck Norris and his sidekick ....and by the way, where are those two??
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913, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by Tuff, Fri Dec-14-01 11:29 PM
Good one Wakko,it was probably GWB and LWB rotfl :D ,Tuff
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915, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by SloHands, Fri Dec-14-01 11:56 PM
ROTFLMAO, Wakko. That's a gem!
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916, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by flatcat, Sat Dec-15-01 12:31 AM
So that's where my two cousins from the next county are.
flatcat
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914, RE: OT : Tex vs. the Taliban Posted by crazyXgerman, Sun Jul-25-04 07:44 PM
rotflmao - good one, wakko :D
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