Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkey Pickup Lines [View all]
10. "Are those breasts real?"
9. "Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?"
8. "Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you alr
Senate May Rush Copyright Legislation [View all] Maybe I'm coming from not knowing enough information, but as I read this, what a bunch of horse %H!T.
http://www. wired.com/news/polit ics/0,1283,657
Control Lock [View all] As some of you know, I am currently house sitting for a friend (Ok, it's actually the cats, I'm the Cat Keeper). They have a Kitchen Aid stove here wi
Colin Powell out too? [View all] http://www.foxnews.c om/story/0,2933,1385 72,00.html
No story but a big red banner at
http://www.cnn.c om
Also from the FoxNews tidbit, Spencer
Three Marbles [View all] Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small
boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising
a bask
Little bit of History [View all] Did you know:
On the aluminum cap, atop the Washington Monument in Washington, DC, are
displayed two words: Laus Deo.
No one can see these wo
Thanks, Maggie [View all] I've had a lot of help here over the years (all of which I've definitely needed) but I wanted to post my thanks to Maggie here in the OT section for a
The "Thanksgiving" Parrot [View all]
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
Caution--Beware [View all] A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
c
Hello Marti [View all] Glad to see you sneaking in here again. Hope things are going better for you and yours.
We miss your smiling face on the forum.:-)
Just the two of them [View all] WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the
Now we know [View all] Sharks don't like the little maraschino cherry that goes on top
(I know, I should be ashamed of myself)
http://www. local6.com/news/3919 415/detail.ht
Correct Wording [View all] Recently I received a warning about the use of this
politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be
more sensitive in our ch
Validation By Defeat [View all] Validation By Defeat
Belief in the infantilism of the American public has been an expanding facet of 'progressive' thinking for 50 years and is esp
Finallly!!! Wal- Mart Wine [View all] Wal-Mart customers will soon have opportunity to sample Wal-Mart's brand of wine!
The world's largest retail chain will soon be teaming with E&J G
Modern Math [View all] The owner of a feed lot in Nebraska was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He calle