Caution with Gun Powder [View all] A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his
oatmea
Be Aware of scam/mugging [View all] I received e-mail from a friend today who lives on Long Island telling me about a scam/mugging that is running around the country. I was also told by
Hillbilly Mirror [View all] After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he
Attention Ropera [View all] There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
toy laughs when you tickle it.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me
Mr Goldstein [View all] An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
HDTV through rabbit ears [View all] I think that a lot of people are under the impression that you need either satellite or cable in order to receive HDTV. Not so, old fashioned antennas
The Other Big Brother [View all] (Read the entire 2-page article here: http://msnbc.msn.com /id/10965509/site/ne wsweek ):
"Jan. 30, 2006 issue - The demonstration seemed harmless en
This old Man [View all] This old man in his eighties gets up and puts on his coat.
His wife says,"Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she s
Feds after Google data [View all] http://www.mercuryne ws.com/mld/mercuryne ws/13657303.htm
" RECORDS SOUGHT IN U.S. QUEST TO REVIVE PORN LAW
By Howard Mintz
Mercury News
The Bus
50th Anniversary---not mine [View all] On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the
negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her
husband
Distance of a simple radio signal [View all] If a radio signal travels at the speed of light, how long will it take for that signal to reach the edge of our solar system? Then how long will it ta
The FBI was looking for new agents... [View all]
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists,
Old lady and old man joke [View all] An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches
Investment Tips for 2006: [View all]
For all of you with any money left in the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implosion, and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be awa
Patriot Act Fix Mired in Congress [View all] (Read the rest of the article here: http://www.foxnews.c om/story/0,2933,1824 51,00.html )
"WASHINGTON — The Feb. 3 deadline to renew the Patriot A
Tool Dictionary [View all] I have seen this before(Maybe here?)but it popped up again in my mailI like it enough to pass it on.
Tool Dictionary
> DRILL PRESS: A tall uprig
Freaking Hilarious X-Box 360 Commercial [View all] Ya gotta see this "Quote"
This commercial won some kind of award (it's in German).
Two 747's race around an airport to see who finishes first. HIL
My Baby has a new home [View all] Was hard to leave it go,but we have been friends for 36 years,we used to go see Mardon in Atlanta years ago. Been all over the country in it.
He
Whale spotted in central London [View all] A seven-tonne whale has made its way up the Thames to central London, where it is being watched by riverside crowds....
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Candidate Astronauts [View all] Explanat ion: These bacteria could survive on another planet. In an Earth lab, Deinococcus radiodurans (D. rad) survive extreme levels of r
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